Glory-hole-inspecting sister site Fleshbot has selflessly subjected itself to the crimes against amateur celebrity pornography committed by opportunistic former Saved by the Bell star Dustin Diamond by reviewing Screeched , the "stolen" sex tape in which the actor supposedly lures a pair of stray bachelorette party revelers back to his motel room for an erotic adventure involving a bubble bath and the lighthearted defilement of a luck lady's upper lip with the feces of career-reviving desperation. The verdict? Unsurprisingly, the product is a letdown:. Apparently, Diamond's previous boasts to Stern about his megalithic manhood were not exaggerated :.
The actor has faced financial difficulties, produced a fake sex tape and released a much-criticised book about the sitcom since the last episode aired more than 20 years ago. He was nonetheless charged with recklessly endangering safety, carrying a concealed weapon and disorderly conduct. He is due to return to court for a hearing on Monday. Although the last episode of Saved By The Bell aired more than 20 years ago, in , fame continues to pursue Diamond and his cast-mates, sometimes against their will.