A grocery store in Manassas, Virginia was forced to throw out several pallets of produce over the weekend after a man was caught pulling down his pants, rubbing the food against his naked rear-end, and then placing the food back on the shelf. Michael Dwayne Johnson, 27, was caught and charged with destruction of property, as well as indecent exposure after a store employee at The Giant Food reported Johnson being seen soiling what had come from the soil. No motive has been given but lets wildly speculate, shall we? Maybe Johnson had a vendetta against The Giant Food grocery store, and specifically their produce department.
When he asks you to pick the position, choose Doggie Style or Reverse Cowgirl. Or just lean over the bed and let him thrust into you while standing. Just make sure he gets a great view of your ass. Take a shower with him. Make sure he stands in back of you, so he can watch you soap up your backside.
But why do dogs scoot and rub their butts on the carpet? By far the most common cause of scooting in dogs is full anal sacs. In an effort to express the anal sacs and relieve painful pressure, dogs may drag or rub their rear along the floor.
Dogs, we usually understand, mostly because they are so easy to understand. They have expressive faces and body language that we can read pretty accurately. Cats, on the other hand, are known for their emotional vagueness and standoffishness.