The adult entertainment industry has come a long way in the last 20 years. Before, all you had were VHS tapes with poor lighting. Or magazines you had to ask people to get behind the counter. The horror.
The thought may have crossed your mind every now and then, but it was just for a moment and you never gave it any credence. It seemed outlandish, and no one would ever try to do it. Yeah, f-r-e-e, free.
Our funny hero has new adventures ahead. This time he's on the pirate ship, locked in the prison cell. First of all, get out of it and then fuck all the girls you meet on this ship.